nipple... N-I-P-P-L-E !
Hehehehe i remember way back in or around '97, Liam Gallagher calling the late George Harrison a nipple (or fucking nipple, i forget which) when George criticised Oasis and their lack of originality, I just loved the put down, nipple, simple yet effective and brought the level of criticism down to the playground mentality. But shock! horror! there was a nipple exposed on live television over the weekend!, a female nipple at that. Will someone please think of the children!!!! Yes, our entry for the Eurovision Song Contest was decided live on BBC1 over the weekend. It amassed a total of 30 complaints and it seems the BBC and every paper is milking it for all its worth. The winner, Javine, was wearing a rather fine and slinky dress which, lets be frank here, left little to imagination and kept my eyes stuck to the screen. Her song was forgettable, but the dress itself wasn't.
Though as forgettable as the contest was it would have been a travesty if shockingly bad pumped-up-pink-teletubby-hybrid Jordan had won, her performance stood out purely because it was so bad, she couldn't dance nor sing and just looked a complete fool in this pink skin tight rubber outfit, which didn't look remotely sexy and she came across looking desperate, along with that and being 3 months pregnant the outfit made her look very teletubby-esque. Sorry, i'm just not a fan of Jordan, or Katie Price or whatever the fuck it is. Way back before she got the work done to herself she was (i considered) really good looking, and now what's she turned into is some sort of freakish plastic celebrity, and managed to get herself pregnant to the fuckwitted retard that is Peter Andre.
But, anyway, the only reason this show is ever worth wasting your time over watching is purely for Terry Wogans performance. Terry Wogan, he is a legend. His total disregard for the contest, and the way he manages to make a mockery of it whilst at the same time sounding sincere, is worth it everytime. I can guarantee once he retires the popularity of the contest will nose dive here in the UK.
Right, back to the real world.... rock it steady random people ;p
Though as forgettable as the contest was it would have been a travesty if shockingly bad pumped-up-pink-teletubby-hybrid Jordan had won, her performance stood out purely because it was so bad, she couldn't dance nor sing and just looked a complete fool in this pink skin tight rubber outfit, which didn't look remotely sexy and she came across looking desperate, along with that and being 3 months pregnant the outfit made her look very teletubby-esque. Sorry, i'm just not a fan of Jordan, or Katie Price or whatever the fuck it is. Way back before she got the work done to herself she was (i considered) really good looking, and now what's she turned into is some sort of freakish plastic celebrity, and managed to get herself pregnant to the fuckwitted retard that is Peter Andre.
But, anyway, the only reason this show is ever worth wasting your time over watching is purely for Terry Wogans performance. Terry Wogan, he is a legend. His total disregard for the contest, and the way he manages to make a mockery of it whilst at the same time sounding sincere, is worth it everytime. I can guarantee once he retires the popularity of the contest will nose dive here in the UK.
Right, back to the real world.... rock it steady random people ;p
posted by Jim at 9:01 pm
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